Remember the time....

Some interesting incidents we faced as class and now remember... Do contribute any piece of funny interesting happenings.

SILENCE SPEAKS A LOT! Remember the time Anton wrote the following quote on the board - "IT IS AMAZING HOW MUCH YOU HEAR WHEN NO ONE IS SAYING ANYTHING" to which the wits replied "Anton", "silence" , "auditory hallucinations", "tinnitus", etc. It is amazing how many replies you get when there is no question!!??!! CONFUSE THE JACKASS! Remember the time one group was playing the following joke on everybody - You ask "how do you confuse a jackass?". When they give up you say "purple" and grin till the are appropriately confused and the recognition dawns on the that as they are confused they are the ....jackass. But of course one person did find a reply to that - "I'm not confused. I'm Perpl(purple)exed" Ha Ha. APARANJIT'S HEALTH EDUCATION Remember the time Appu and Smitha were organising a health education in the ward and Appu instead of asking the mother " Kuzhandai eppo thavazhndhu poga aarambichudhu?" (When did the child start crawling?) asked, "Kuzhandai eppo thavalai aachu?" (When did your child become a frog?) MESHACH'S CLASS NOTES Remember the time...one fine day atthe classroom, Smitha couldn't quite take down all that was being said in the class and decided to copy the last few lines from her neighbour Meshach,who appeared to catch every word and was busily writing.But to her surprise all she found in Meshach's notebook were stars of different shapes and sizes. When questioned, Meshach quipped, "I can only write what I see!" sent to us by PRIYA SYNTHIA HAD A GREAT FALL! Remember the time in anat when Synthia fainted... The class on brain was going on very seriously and Dr.A.G.'s group was suddenly disturbed when synthia dropped something which made a clatter falling into the bucket. A few minutes later there was an even bigger noise and everyone turned to glare at Synthia only to find Synthia was not there for she was flat on the floor. Immediately all the 59 students were clustered around her doing nothing of course. A. G. took control and asked for a glass of water and the ever ready Muthu ran for it and was back in no time. Then A.G. said "remove the spectacles" and Muthu, obeying without a murmur removed her own spectacles and waited for further orders. sent to us by PRIYA SIMON'S LONG JOURNEY Remember the time..It was first year, physiology class on one fine morning, when the invincible Simon walked in late to Dr. Prakash Rao's class and was promptly met with the Professor's observation "It does take a long time to come from Nepal!!" sent to us by Priya APARANJIT'S SPOTTER Remember the time.. It was first clinical year and we were having microbiology practicals for the Pseudo-Exam. There was a clear bottle of fluid with tiny hookworms settled at the bottom (If you remember, the hookworms stay at the bottom and the bottle had to be shaken to bring them up) Appu was given the bottle of hookworms to identify and he did promptly identify the spotter..........as a bottle of ... NORMAL SALINE!!! Sent to us by Priya PANKAJ'S TUNING FORK TEST Remember the time...it was during a Physiology practicals class, when Dr.Satya was demonstrating how to do Weber's Test. She said (demonstrating on herself),"Hit the tuning fork on the wrist and place it on the forehead of the person." She gave the tuning fork to Pankaj. He faithfully hit the tuning fork on HER wrist and placed it on the patient's forehead. SENT TO US BY ANILA ABHA'S EXAMINATION Remeber the time...it was medicine clinics, and Abha's turn to examine the patient who had some neurological problem. Abha in order to check the patients facial nerve asked the patient to show his teeth. To her dismay and our glee, he took out his dentures and handed them to her. sent to us by PRIYA SUJITH'S BIG BABIES ! Remember the time, it was an OG clinic where Dr. Mathai Matthews, while talking about the factors affecting the birthweight, asked 'which race do you think has the biggest babies' and ever resourceful Sujith replied stat, "Sumo wrestlers" The answer by the way is Polynesians. sent to us by PRIYA Mr.D's VENTURE ACROSS Beginning of first clin year; a certain group wants to explore the as-yet-undiscovered joys of being a group; CT dinner is the plan ;the guys wait at the busstand as usual the girls are late, what with all the make-up and all ; anyway, a handsome hunk, Mr.D is sent to arouse them, I mean get them out. Unfortunately the gates of WH have been part of no-mans-land for him all his young life and he is confused as to his next step once in front of the Paradise. Fortunately, a well-versed colleague arrives who enlightens him about the bell. With renewed enthusiasm he marches upto the building and searches for the same.(At this point the scenery is brightened by the arrival of a bunch of pretty seniors). Finding what he believes must be the accursed implement, he activates the same. The WH tube light goes off! Discretion being the better part of valour, in the ensuing darkness our hero makes good his escape, being next located, a little sweaty and panting, but otherwise none the worse for wear at the aforementioned busstop! ANONYMOUS